White Powder Enthusiast Tee

“Got fired for wearing this to work.”

“Girlfriend left me. Shirt fits great though.”

“Bad advertising. Cannot snort.”

“HR scheduled a meeting immediately.”

“Mum asked where she went wrong.”

“Wore it to family dinner. No longer invited.”

“Got three compliments and one intervention.”

“Airport security loved it.”

“Apparently “casual Friday” has limits.”

“Boss said it wasn’t “on brand.” Coward.”

“Bought it for my mate. He’s banned from two pubs now.”

“Everyone keeps asking if I’m okay.”

“Looked funnier online. Still wearing it tomorrow.”

“Turns out Nana can read.”

“The shirt survived. My reputation didn’t.”

“Apparently weddings have dress codes.”

“Was asked to leave. Would recommend.”

“Zero stars. Five awkward conversations.”

“Got fired for wearing this to work.”

“Girlfriend left me. Shirt fits great though.”

“Bad advertising. Cannot snort.”

“HR scheduled a meeting immediately.”

“Mum asked where she went wrong.”

“Wore it to family dinner. No longer invited.”

“Got three compliments and one intervention.”

“Airport security loved it.”

“Apparently “casual Friday” has limits.”

“Boss said it wasn’t “on brand.” Coward.”

“Bought it for my mate. He’s banned from two pubs now.”

“Everyone keeps asking if I’m okay.”

“Looked funnier online. Still wearing it tomorrow.”

“Turns out Nana can read.”

“The shirt survived. My reputation didn’t.”

“Apparently weddings have dress codes.”

“Was asked to leave. Would recommend.”

“Zero stars. Five awkward conversations.”