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Graphic tees for people who spend too much time online. Jokes you can wear, printed on shirts your mother won't understand.

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I Love Miners Tee

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Manifesto

We make jokes you can wear. Not for algorithms. Not for your boss. For the group chat.

Independent studio. Every design is ours — no trend-chasing, no AI-generated slogans trying to be relatable.

Every design is drawn, edited, killed and revived by us, then printed to order on soft, heavyweight cotton by our print partners.

If your grandma likes the shirt, we did something wrong. If your group chat screenshots it, we did something right.